Got a grey plastic lad needin’ some proppa colors? Ork Dork’s got ya covered! From tiny gitz to big stompy meks, I paint all kinds of minis to a high tabletop standard—good enough to krump on the battlefield and look dead killy in the display case.

Need somethin’ fast? I also got ready-to-fight minis—painted, based, and ready to smash ‘eads straight outta da box. If ya want somethin’ custom, I do minor conversions, basing, and magnetizin’, so your boyz (or humie tin-cans) got all da right bitz. Heroic minis take about a week, bigger jobs take longer, but dat’s da price of proppa WAAAGH!